The word "Liberty" has finally been assessed, and registered to a young man in Bangalore, India."I thought it would be a good idea to trademark the phrase before anyone else did. Some of my friends were drunk one night, and thought, 'Hey, if people can trademark the human genome, and DNA, why can't we trademark something that has no substance, and little meaning?'"
Several thousand American companies are now paying royalties on the name. Liberty Fidelity has closed its doors, and countless other companies are following suit, in spite.
"If those racist towelhead assholes in the Middle East are going to trademark something we use daily, then fuck'em. We're going to dissolve our assets, and turn them toward war munitions. Those Indians from Iraq aren't going to get the best of us, cause these colors don't run." The man pointed to his Gucci belt, which he proceeded to remove, and then whip the reporter with.
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