Sunday, March 1, 2009

Wikipediaphiles Encouraged

Wikipedia has finally opened it's doors to researching pedophilia. "We weren't sure about our decision in the beginning, but once we knew the posted images of nude children weren't going to fall into the hands of perverts and queers, we were decided."
A Spokesman for NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association, has responded to their decision by saying, "Of course we wouldn't go there looking for images of nude children, especially boys because there probably won't be any. Images of young boys, smooth boys, pre-pubescent boys. We want people to see us as human beings, not sex offenders. I mean, you take a piss in public and get caught, you're a sex offender. It's like that."
When informed that there would be images like that, The NAMBLA spokesman shuffled off with his laptop on hand to find a Starbucks with an open wifi connection.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This will go a long way toward answering a question that lots of non-pedophiles have: What, exactly, is child pornography. Many people own digital cameras and love to document special moments in their family's lives. In earlier, more innocent times, snapping a pic of their naked 2 year old playing in the mud would feel natural. Now, most people refrain from taking such pictures for fear of being incarcerated as a pedophile.

"I sent a really funny video of my 12 year old son stuck in the toilet to AMV and, within a week, federal marshalls were kicking down my front door waiving a warrent, and took my computer, all my home movies, and 10 years of photo albums!"

When we inquired about the seized materials, the Marshalls said they were still passing them around the office.