The Sun's Corona has been pissed off for years, claim futurists. "It has been flaring out more and more as of late, like a baboon in estrus, or the splayed-out hole of a go-go boy at a sex club around 3 am after everyone's had their turn," says neophyte James Adler of the University of The Midwest."Any more shit from the people of earth, and that sucker is going ballistic like an inverted sea cucumber, spitting out corn and any other fiber it's been ingesting for a thousand millennium. " The sun itself isn't even sure why it's corona has bee misbehaving, but inside sources say it's because people have been worshiping the sun more and more, and ignoring it's more beautiful features, like it's corona.
"We know one thing, if it gets any angrier, everyone's getting corned."
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