Hubble is actually a lunar crater that lies very near the east-northeastern section of the Moon, with a colongitude of 275° at sunrise. For years it has been ignored, but not today. A Lawyer for the ignored crater has responded to claims that the Hubble Telescope did egregiously and with malice steal the Hubble name from it when Hubble took flight in April of 1990, citing it had more claim because it was more famous. "This case has more clout than when the WWF, now the WWE, or World Wrestling Entertainment, then known as World Wrestling Federation, tried to steal the name of the World Wildlife Fund; who, in return, rallied all the animals of the world to perform a major souplex on the WWE it has yet to recover from."A spokesman for the Hubble Telescope guffawed, "If you think that pansy-assed crater of yours has more claim to the name 'Hubble,' then tell your fuckwit crater to come get it!" News sources have been ashamed to print anything on the matter, but the Associated Press has several hundred freelance journalists on the story.
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Galaxy X-23a/5n7 has filed a suit in Federal court against the Hubble Space Telescope. The charge: voyeurism. "I have no privacy any longer. I can't even take a whizzle without Hubble checking out my X-rays. I'm sick and tired of being viewed as an object."
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