Friday, March 6, 2009

Socialism At An All-Time High

Buddhism has been slowly traveling the planet, finding a new home every 500 years. It took 500 years for it to find it's way from India to China, another 500 to Japan, and now 500 more to America. However, Socialism has found it's way to America merely 75 years after it's introduction into China and The Russian Federation.
"There can only be one reason for this: it makes sense," says Harvard Law graduate John Mulchony. "I discovered I don't have to live in poverty, giving up all material things, nor do I have to work for them with my law degree. I'm just waiting for people to get pissed off enough to march into rich homes, execute wealthy families, and take their shit." His father, CFO of Price-Pfizer, was not available for comment.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Attachments to material things, or to emotions, or sensations are bad, M-kay. Attachments are bad. Don't have attachments, M-kay?