Sunday, March 8, 2009

Microsoft Gives 250K Reward

Microsoft last week claimed it's offering a $250,000 reward for information that leads to the arrest of the motherfucker responsible for creating the Conficker internet worm that has fucked-up millions of PCs. Norton Anti-Virus was there to comment.
"We don't know who it is, wink-wink, nudge-nudge, but we do know it's not some fumbling bloatware, malware, or spyware software developer whose virus leaves such a huge footprint you have to upgrade your RAM just to keep your hard drive from crashing. Why would a company like that introduce a virus, even though they're the only ones who have the solution, and only for a price, wink-wink, nudge-nudge?" Microsoft had been contacted for a comment on Norton's position, but access to their online help desk returned a Denial Of Service page.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

When my parents were arguing, my mom gave my dad a 'denial of service' warning. It worked with them, so I don't see why it wouldn't work with Microsoft. Sometimes not being able to get serviced when you want servicing makes it all the better when you finally get service.