Monday, December 1, 2008

iPAQS Strafe Iraq

Stronger than a barrage of anti-terrorist missiles launched at a Halliburton toy factory, Hewlett-Packard has launched the new iPAQ like a sandstorm of western infidels across the squalid Iraqi desert. Several Bedouins were asked to preview the launch.
“Well, it's name is not unlike the iPhone, is it not?” Another commented, “I think they made this phone just like the name of our country, but without the line under the letter P in iPAQ. And what is this gibberish on the keypad? It's not even in a language or alphabet we can use.”
HP marketers laughed sheepishly, and UN forces quickly whisked the men off to be detained for suspected terrorist activity.

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