As we all know, plastic is a substance that is not native to our planet. Over time, perhaps hundreds of thousands of years, it eventually breaks down, animals ingest it, and it kills them. The animal decomposes, and the substance goes on to kill again. This has horrified environmentalists, who claim plastic is like Bob from Twin Peaks, asserting to “Kill and kill again.”But futurists predict a new wave of super species capable of adapting to this new addition to their environment. Fish will be born with plastic harnesses to allow other animals who eat them to pick them up and make consumption easier. Eggs will be laid in either 6, 12, or sets of 24; lastly, what scientists are calling a “case.”
Plastic spoons will be utensils for apes, who will be dining on their inferior cousins, the homo sapien sapien, who by this time, will devolve into a gelatinous and hideous Gollum-like dessert delicious to most mammals.
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Darwin would be proud of your scientific leaps of faith. All praise be to Darwin.
Mmm. Sweet, juicy brains, my precious!
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