Sunday, November 30, 2008

Cranium Southeast Asian Edition Board Game Released

This isn't your everyday Cranium. It has more twists and turns than a Burmese Opium run. Though game play remains basically the same, the board has been revamped to be more suitable for its release in Southeast Asia. These are the fundamental differences:
Word Worm: Leave the old Tijuana donkey show behind. A bull's penis will test your opponent's stamina.
Data Head: Monkey brains are far more delicious when chilled. But don't eat the Pineal Gland, it's just garnish.
Creative Cat: This cat ain't going anywhere, except maybe a frying pan.
Star Performer: Remember this lady ain't no lady, but a ladyboy. Remember kids, always get tested for STD's before taking your next turn!
Sales have been slow this Christmas Season, but expect to pick up for the New Year.

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