Decades of the euthanization of female babies in China heralds in a new race of genetically engineered and potentially dangerous Superpeasant, who is allegedly more shiftless and plaintive than ordinary peasants. Most of these lazy ne'er-do-wells are discovering a kind of "special friendship" in a park in the center of Beijing. Ladies fashion, however, has not been so lucky. Cosmologists have been hardest hit. "We can't even find jobs in make-up consulting, so we're being forced to move on to massage parlors in Thailand."
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