Thursday, November 13, 2008

Recumbent Exorcism Priests

In order to bring people back to the church, Father John-Paul Demarchos has been performing exorcisms on his own exercise bicycle. “Not only should these people fear larger thighs and tummies, they should also fear hell. And with recumbent exorcisms, they can come back again and again after only days of wage slavery and environmental plundering to renew their bond with God."
"People think that salvation just happens," he adds," but without proper exercise, you are lost."

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