Tuesday, October 14, 2008

“So You Think You Can Dance” Hobbled

A shocking report proves losing contestants on the popular television reality show So You Think You can Dance are hobbled directly after the results and are forced to live out their remaining days in slavery under whip working the potato fields of the Ukraine.
The proceeds from the enforced work program will benefit the So You Think You Can Work fund, earmarking much-needed monies for further advertising, marketing, merchandising and branding of the popular television show, whose eventual downward spiral in the ratings will cause several third world nations to collapse.

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