Thursday, October 16, 2008

China A Travel-Free Nation

Chinese peasants are no longer required to sign in and out at police checkpoints, but are given trippy handstamps like at a rave or gay dance club to track their whereabouts and ill-doings. When asked about the stamps, one peasant replied, "Yeah, it's just like in that film Logan's Run, and we're going to carousel. Woo-Hoo!" A government official nodded approvingly, adding, "The microchip inside the stamp is merely a formality."

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