A gay pornographic film star was battered with “loads of jizz” in the upcoming sequel to Cum Facials 3. “I was simply shocked when it happened,” claims the befuddled film star. “I thought they were going to use mayonnaise, or hand lotion. It was as if I had gone out to vote, and this was just as terrifying.”When asked about his HIV status, the boybitch responded, "I already have 3 strains of the HIV virus in me, but to add another would compromise my quality of life, and I demand compensation.”
He was given a bottle of poppers, several cans of Pepsi with doses of the drug GHB in them, popular in the gay community, and a year's subscription to pozzingnegzholez.com.
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