Thursday, October 9, 2008

VFW declares war on itself

Complaints of a lack of recent carnage from domestic forces in foreign countries has lead VFW (Veterans of Foreign Wars) Senior Citizens to take up arms, spilling into the streets and swinging drunkenly at anyone in sight with broken bottles, canes, and the occasional oxygen tank.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha!! That's fuckin' awesome! I can't wait to see it in my neighborhood!!

Anonymous said...

OMG! This is SO my grandfather!! When I tell him about this he'll be straight out the door, gin bottle in one hand, baseball bat in the other!!
Loving the blog btw, Terri

Anonymous said...

My dad's uncle slashed the tires of his neighbor's car in the middle of the night after he saw him smoking pot. This will give him the excuse he needs to terrorize the whole community with his "values" LOL