People are joining XTube not to post videos of themselves, but are using the site to boast how cool and hip they are about human sexuality. XTube is a website like Youtube, but with primarily adult content for those who can bypass NetNanny in order to view its amateur and commercial videos, ranging from simple blow job and jack-off videos to more complex fisting and daddy/boy or human dog-training content.
“These profiles are easy to spot,” say experts. “Usually the offending party will create a profile for themselves and have either no picture in their profile or just one of their face, and little or no personal information; like their likes and dislikes, or even fetishes. You can't even see what their penis or vagina looks like. It's unconscionable.” Congress will vote Monday after vigilant filibustering over the weekend to an empty Congressional House on whether or not to create a law for this seemingly innocuous torte.
On the upside of things, authentic Quakers and Puritans have been flocking to XTube because it finally meets their standards for dating and potential marriage candidates, retracting a place they previously had called "The Devil's Playground."
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