Orthodox Jewish people today are eating more and more shellfish, a new study reports. When asked to comment, one Orthodox mensch exclaims, “I just don't give a shit anymore, and fuck that two-plate bullshit too. I can't be bothered to do that many dishes—It's fucking exhausting.”Non-Orthodox Jewish people are quickly following suit, claiming, “Well, we kinda weren't really into the religion anymore anyway.”
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