Jesus Ignores Prayers

In seclusion for over two-thousand years, Jesus finally emerges begrudgingly and tacitly refuses to protect people from his followers. When asked, Judas, a spokesperson for the King of Kings remarked, “It's not his job, or his problem. He's been through enough as it is. Get over it." Clear-thinking people continue to be incensed at the lack of sensitivity in the aforementioned messiah.