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Hookers will be glad to know they have finally been given their day. Sex addict and multi-billionaire Rex Bartiones has finally mandated his...

Microsoft last week claimed it's offering a $250,000 reward for information that leads to the arrest of the motherfucker responsible for...

It turns out dating is not as popular as it once was, due to the liquor drenched Blues and Jazz clubs scattered across the U.S. like ferment...

Buddhism has been slowly traveling the planet, finding a new home every 500 years. It took 500 years for it to find it's way from India ...

What would you do with a WHOLE million dollars? Why, rent out the home you couldn't afford for 1.2 millions dollars to tenants who will,...

Hubble is actually a lunar crater that lies very near the east-northeastern section of the Moon, with a colongitude of 275° at sunrise. For ...

Anglo-Irish playwrights and social thinkers are not eating as many potatoes as people had been asserting for years. "The weird thing is...

The Sun's Corona has been pissed off for years, claim futurists. "It has been flaring out more and more as of late, like a baboon i...

Wikipedia has finally opened it's doors to researching pedophilia. "We weren't sure about our decision in the beginning, but on...

A new language has been issued by the Department of Internal Affairs in order to deal with miscreants, and ne'er-do-wells in relationshi...

The GSC, or Global Standards Collaboration has collapsed under the weight of their members' inability to agree on what strip club to att...

The TTC, or Telecommunication Technology Committee, established in 1985, has finally come to the conclusion cell phones are a waste of time....

People against the introduction of planes to modern living are outraged. They have reacted by throwing pies, containers of their own blood, ...

The International Criminal Court issues an arrest warrant for President of Sudan Omar al-Bashir (pictured) on charges of listening to rave m...

Several splinter groups from various electronic cultures have commandeered the Voyager 1 and 2 satellite probes. The news shocked the nation...

In recent years students at Columbine University have discovered through damming forensic evidence that George Washington was actually a wom...

Chickens have discovered that they themselves are delicious! Since ninety-five percent of Americans are vegetarians now, chicken producers a...

The American Medical Association, in tandem with the American Psychiatric Association, has recalled millions of cigars, not on the grounds t...

The Olympic Committee has finally decided to launch it's own magazine, the content of which will feature the newest Olympic winners, Oly...