Irish Scribes Ignore Potato Surplus

Anglo-Irish playwrights and social thinkers are not eating as many potatoes as people had been asserting for years. "The weird thing is they've been drinking themselves into a stupor and committing acts of buggery. We're not sure what relevance they can have being bombed all the time, but they seem to do it in spades." When asked what was referred to as 'relevance,' the source claimed, "Oh not for writing, for buggery."